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Death March: The NSW Mile
by Craig Weller
"We're gonna sprint with this for a mile and see what our times are. You in?"
This is the Special Ops community. It's a physical culture, and people test their bodies as a matter of course. Not because they're still required to by someone else, but because it's who they are. It's fun.What followed was possibly the most miserable workout of my life. I was third to go, and I'm pretty sure I was hallucinating by the time I was done. I finished in just under 17 minutes and collapsed on the sun-baked street as soon as I crossed the finish line, writhing in agony.
This workout, naturally, became one of our benchmarks and we all competed to improve our times. The record stood at a little over 13 minutes. We invited anyone else at our base to try it, but could never get anyone who was not a member of Naval Special Warfare to put the harness on. Thus, the event was dubbed "The NSW Mile."
Even More Crazy
We started small, with 135 pounds on the bar. The first day was an exercise in humility. We were less than halfway done and our shoulders were screaming, our arms were numb, and our chests were collapsing. We dumped the bars to rest, cleaned and pressed them back overhead and continued, another hundred yards at a time. (We eventually finished the mile by experimenting with just about every possible way to carry a barbell that we could imagine. It took half an hour to finish.)
We did it again the next week. Our bodies adapted surprisingly fast, and we made it in under twenty minutes with far fewer stops. It became a weekly ritual, and we steadily improved and added weight. The first time we did it with full bodyweight on the bar we cut the distance to half a mile, then increased that over time. As the bar got heavier, the energy required to drop it for a quick rest and then clean and press it back into place was no longer worth it. So we did the entire mile without stopping.
After leaving the military and starting my own fitness business, I never forgot the unique brand of suffering brought on by the NSW Mile and the rapid adaptations it seemed to facilitate. After doing the mile, nothing else sounds all that hard.
At our facility in Denver, we've started doing the mile as a weekly event again. This time we're cycling through three different versions and logging results. Why am I telling you all of this?
Because I'm challenging you to do it, too.
We have three variations of the NSW mile at our facility: the Safety Squat Bar Carry, the Tire Drag (with two 20-pound kettlebells inside), and the Rickshaw Carry with fat-grip handles. You can pick whichever one sounds the most fun.
The Safety Squat Bar — Bodyweight
The mile done with a bar on your shoulders is a great test of your ability to maintain strong posture. With a straight bar, no matter how well you rack it on your back, you're going to have to lean forward a bit in order to keep the bar centered over your hips. When this happens, your upper and lower back must support a substantially greater load. The safety squat bar brings the center of gravity forward a bit, and allows you to maintain an upright posture and stack the weight on your spine.
Try this drill to see what I mean: Stand upright and press your thumbs into your lower back. Lift your sternum up, open your chest, pull your shoulder blades back, and look up toward the ceiling. At some point, you'll feel the muscles in your lower back relaxing. Now, let your chest cave in and look down at the floor. Very quickly, as your head moves forward and your center of gravity pitches anteriorly, you'll feel your lower back muscles light up to support your spine and pull it back posteriorly.
This is roughly the difference between doing the carry with a straight bar and a yoke bar. The safety squat bar allows your spine to remain neutral and balanced. Your muscles play a secondary role. The load is carried by your skeleton, and your muscles work to maintain the structural integrity of your skeleton.
Note that regardless of the bar type, if your posture sucks, your skeleton is removed as a primary structural support and your muscle—especially your lower back—must over-exert themselves just to maintain balance.
For these reasons, the primary muscles being trained are stabilizing in nature. Your ability to maintain a strong, upright posture and an open, thoracic spine is paramount. Your hips, particularly the glute medius, must work overtime to maintain balance and your abs must brace intensely to keep your lumbar spine stable.
The soreness you feel the day after this workout will tell you a little about your posture. If your upper back is a wreck, it's because your chest is caving in and the muscles there are straining to keep your spine from completely collapsing. If your posture is solid, you should mainly notice soreness in your abs and the lateral sides of your hips, which will be working with every step to keep your spine straight and your pelvis level.
Because so little of one's programming involves heavily training stabilizing musculature, there's a good deal of potential for improvement here. From round one to round two, (three weeks later), we each dropped between one and three and a half minutes off our first time, and felt substantially less devastated at the end. In the first two rounds, I went from 16:32 to 14:17 and felt better after finishing the second one than I did the first. This progress can continue for quite a while.
When you're doing the safety bar walk, you'll want two spotters walking with you. In the event that you have to drop the bar halfway, you'll need them to lift it off your shoulders. Trying to throw it off your shoulders yourself is a pain in the ass. Same thing when you finish. Have two guys ready at the line to pull it off as soon as you cross.
The Tire Drag
In the middle of the drag, you will be in soul-crushing agony. You will want to kill whoever came up with this idea. (Please post your hate mail in the forum; it's fun for me.) You'll probably have some sort of metal blaring in your headphones and the knowledge that your friends have either already finished without quitting or will do so after you just to rub it in. This is when you realize that the only respectable way to make the pain stop is to keep going. You're going to find some very interesting places in your mind that you probably didn't know existed.
You'll cross the finish line, drop in a heaving wreck on the pavement, and then see that your friend finished exactly three seconds faster than you. And right then, no matter how painful the experience was, you're going to know that you could have pushed harder.
The tire drag is the hardest to standardize. A slight change in the amount of sand on the road—even though you're following the same route—can alter your time by minutes. It's also difficult to standardize from one location to another because of road conditions, variances in tire size, and even the level of wear that each tire has. So when you're comparing times with this one, don't worry about anything outside of the context of that day, on that course.
The Rickshaw
Despite what you may think there is a strategy to it. The prevailing wisdom is to move as fast as you can with the rickshaw and then drop it just before your grip fails. Some guys try to carry for twenty seconds then drop and rest for ten seconds, but I almost always lose track of time. That's why I aim for arbitrary targets like road signs and sprint to those before resting.
Here, as in the safety squat bar carry, your posture is crucial. If you allow your chest to cave and your upper back slouches, you won't be happy in the morning. Plus, you'll slow yourself down considerably.
I believe the rickshaw is one of the best ways to develop massive traps and amazing grip strength. You'll likely make rapid improvements from one week to the next.
I have no idea how much the empty rickshaw weighs, but we've been doing the carry with 25 pound bumpers on either side. That may seem light at first, but trust me, you're gonna want to work your way up on this one.
You Can Try This At Home!
You can use a sled, a Prowler, a punching bag, a slosh pipe, your buddy, dumbbells, kettlebells, or even push a small car. We've tried all of these things.
A Few Special Notes Before You Start
• We do every version of the mile with Vibram Five Fingers. You can wear something a little less minimalistic like Chucks or Nike Frees, but don't wreck your posture with idiotic shock-absorber shoes.
• Although the safety squat bar is a piece of specialized equipment, it's crucial in my opinion. If you don't have one, it's worth the investment.
• The rickshaw is also not terribly common, but you can do roughly the same thing with a trap bar. Just doing farmer's walks with dumbbells is also an option, but the dumbbells will bang into your legs and get annoying pretty quickly.
• Grab an old tire from your local tire shop for free, use a hole-saw to drill a hole or two into the center of it, and tie your harness through that. (Tying the rope around the tire won't work very well because the rope will wear through.) As a guideline for how heavy your tire should be, just try the drag once with it. It should take between 15 and 20 minutes of misery to finish. If it's less than that, add weight. If it's more than that, get a new tire.
• We use a chest harness off our Accelerator bungee cord made by Stroops, but you can find variations anywhere, or just use a belt around your hips.
• The benefit of using a single small tire and modifying the load by adding weight to it is that you can scale it easily to smaller people. Bodyweight is a huge factor when you're leaning into a harness. We've had girls finish the mile with the same tire that we use, minus the 40 pounds of weight in the tire.
• If you're not accustomed to this sort of conditioning, start out small and work your way up to the full mile and full weight. Use half the standard weight, or only go for half a mile the first time.
Final Words
You'll want to give your body time to recover and adapt from this type of training, so the highest frequency I'd recommend with it would be once per week, ideally with a rest week every fourth week.
Craig spent six years as a member of an elite Naval Special Operations Force known as SWCC. He now runs Barefoot Fitness in Denver.
Craig spent six years as a member of an elite Naval Special Operations Force known as SWCC. He now runs Barefoot Fitness in Denver.
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The Safety Squat Bar Walk: Maintaining good posture is crucial.
The Rickshaw Carry: A surefire way to strengthen your grip, hate your life, and stop traffic.
The stupid-looking "shoes" should be the least of your worries, pal.
The position of choice for those who finish the NSW Mile.
I did this on Saturday with 50lbs of weighted vest and 25lb, fat grip DBs in each hand and it took 36:20!
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